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What’s The Word?
June 8, 2010A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”
DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Goan… spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”
The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”
Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”
DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”
Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”
DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”
Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”
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Facts About Coke - Iinom pa ba kayo ng COKE?
May 2, 2010
Kalolz.. mahilig ba kayo uminom ng Coke? Kung tayo bibili sa tindahan kahit na Royal o di kaya Sprite pati Pepsi, sasabihin natin COKE nga po. Wala naman kasing mas lalamang pa sa lasa ng Coke. Magcoke na kayo ka LOLz.. Saan saan makikita natin na Coke talaga ang pambansang inumin ng mga Pinoy at di rin matatanggi na pampakuha ng uhaw at init lalo ngayong tag-init.
Pero alam niyo ba kung anong maaring magawa ng COKE? Siguro pagnalaman niyo ito ewan ko lng kung makakainom pa kayo o isipin mo pang uminom uli ng coke.
Eto ang ilan sa mga FACTS ABOUT COKE:
two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the highway after a car accident.
#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
and it will be gone in two days.
#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
toilet bowl and let the ‘real thing’ sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous china.
#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.
#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
#8… To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
#1 the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.
#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
engines of the trucks for about 20 years!
Are you Gambling?
April 22, 2010
I know most of the people when they have leisure time while surfing in the net are searching for an online casino game just to enjoy for awhile. Watch anime online, watch movie online and many more, these are the fews that they think as an entertainment for them. They have been to busy in their works that’s why they have to relax for awhile while having games. Playing games is one of the hottest stuff on the cyberspace and lot of people are engaging with that, from teen to higher level of age.
So are you gambling? or do you want to playing gambling games online? You can have a stuff like roulette game and slot games if you want to play online games. Try this game, instead of having your facebook or friendter. They have a lot of goods to offer to you will play online casino games. So, why you have to spend a lot of time in search for online games, try this now guys? I can sure you, you will enjoy this guys, meeting new friends from other countries and earning some bucks.
So good luck guys, hope you have a BIG LUCK if you wanna play this online games
Manuod ng Iron Man 2 Movie
April 16, 2010Siguro kung kayo ay mahilig gumala sa cyberspace marahil ay alam niyo na malapit na ipalabas the Iron Man 2 Movie at halos isang buwan lang ang agwat nito para ipalabas din ang The Last Airbender Movie. Pero kung di ninyo alam eto, marahil ay di ka nag cocomputer o kaya wala kayong internet, di ka nanood ng tv at nagbabasa ng diyaryo, o di kaya di ka lumalabas sa kwarto mo kung wala diyan siguro ay wala ka na talagang pakialam sa kung anong nangyayari sa Mundo natin. Nag-aaway away na nga ang mga tao dahil sa PLANTS VS ZOMBIES tapos di mo pa alam..

Anyways.. ang Iron Man 2 Movie pala ay sequel ng nakaraang Movie ng Marvel walang iba kundi ang Iron Man Movie. Kung noong una ay tinalakay kung sino paano naging Iron Man ang isang bilyonaryong si Tony Stark. Sa bagong Iron Man 2 Movie, makakalaban niya si Whipsplash. Makakasama din niya dito si Nick Fury at Black Widow. Tingnan ang Iron Man 2 Movie Synopsis.
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Addik sa Plants Vs Zombies
Well after nga ng Farmville Mania at may bago na namang pinagkakaabalahan ang mga kalolz dito. Walang iba kundi ang PLANTS VS ZOMBIES. Ano ba eto at tila lahat na lang ng mga tao, bata man o matanda ay naaadik narin dito? Pati dota iniiwanan, ang farm nila ay nalalanta na at napapabayaan, mga girlfriend at boy friend nila di na sinisipot o minsan ay late dahil na wiwili sa paglalaro ng Plantz vs Zombies. Haissss. ewan ko ba.. pero aaminin ko ganito rin ako eh.. heheh ADIK sa Plants vs Zombies.
Sa mga di alam kong ano ang Plantz vs Zombies, eto ay isa sa nga larong maiihalintulad sa Chess dahil isa itong strategy game kung saan dapat wasto ang paggamit mo ng mga resources at di masayang. Ang isang manlalaro ay nag-iipon ng mga suns para pambili ng mga tanin na makakatulong sa pagproteka sa bahay na di pumasok ang mga ZOMBIES and they will EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! Magiging kalaban mo dito ang mga Zombies at isa na dito kung bakit nakakaaliw ang ang ZOMBIE na si MJ at dala pa ang mga back up dancers nya. Bonga talaga pero di naman patatalo ang mga PEA SHOOTERS natin para mapatay at mapigilan ang mga paglusob ng mga ZOMBIES.
Ano pa ang hinihintay ninyo? Try nyo na at maglaro na ng Plants vs Zombies at wag hayaang makain ang BRAIN mo ka lolz.
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